wow, lovely.

Jen. 21. Canada, eh. I'm addicted to Coca-cola, television, and cheese. I have an unwavering devotion to the musical stylings of William Shatner. I would be lost without my iPod, bored to tears without DVDs, and half-naked if it weren't for zip-up sweaters. else?

in a silly place
i. she's a jar
ii. domain info
iii. links out
iv. back home
que something witty

"I apologize for nothing. Well, that's not true. I apologize for some things. But not a lot of things. A few things. Several things. I apologize for about half the things."

a dull mind and a weak constitution

I can't say that I'm the most interesting person on the planet, but if ever you were curious, here you go!

brief(ish) biography
bits and bobs and facts
things that win
ye ol' dvd inventory